Here I am:
Please contact my agent Cathryn Summerhayes at Curtis Brown Books.
Please email waitressforthebees[at]gmail.com
For other things:
Why don’t you send me a letter via Curtis Brown (London)? Like, a real, live letter. That would be nice.
the problem is that the answer to: "Do I want to brush my teeth or do I want to eat another thing?" will always (always) be the same.